freedom of speech means that the government is not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up. it doesn’t mean that i am not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up.
All 159 mistakes listed are actually just the same one over and over.
no idea if this paper is GOOD but its DONE
An anthology of short stories by college students
THERE IS A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN
- finding someone aesthetically pleasing
- being sexually attracted to someone
- being romantically attracted to someone
Women use compact mirrors in packed crowd to catch sight of the queen in London, 1966. By James P. Blair; published in National Geographic.
I still can’t get over the fact this is a sculpture on the floor and not a car submerged in milk
i drink a virgin screwdriver every morning im so hardcore
isnt that just orange juice
let’s stop making jokes about girls and start making jokes about white boys
here i’ll start
*white boy voice* chill out man it was just a joke
[walks into class 10 minutes late with a can of Monster] sorry I’m late I got frontpage on Reddit
[wipes cheeto dust off onto cargo shorts] so if you support gender equality does that mean it’s ok to hit women now?
WOAH I WAS NOT READY FOR THAT HOLY SHIT.
OH MY GOD
IT’S SO AMAZING AND I WAS SO NOT PREPARED FOR THAT
I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT. MASH-UPS: YOU’RE DOING IT RIGHT!
JFC!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS FUCKING EPIC!!!! \m/ \m/ \m/ ALL THE AWARDS!!!!!!!
This is my new favorite thing and my favorite things are better than Oprah’s so yeah this must be pretty great
Whatever you think it is, it’s not it. It’s aBOUT A MILLION TIMES BETTER OH MY FUCKING GOD
THIS IS MY JAM
I FEEL SO BADASS